%{ /* Marc Barrett posting translator; amaze your friends To compile: lex mb.l cc -o mb lex.yy.c -ll To use: mb < Your_MB_posting */ char buf[128]; %} %a 3000 %e 3000 %p 5000 %n 3000 %% "lots and lots" printf("few"); "HyperCard" printf("crap"); "real," printf("phony,"); "real." printf("phony."); "real " printf("phony "); "People" printf("I"); "numerous" printf("1 or 2 (I think)"); " other" printf(" lamer"); "nightmare" printf("paradise"); "bad" printf("excellent"); "may" printf("will"); "UNUSABLE" printf("FAST AS HELL"); "pokish" printf("slower than a snail"); "junior" printf("intelligent"); "potentially" printf("probably"); "I know" printf("I think"); "looks a thousand times better" printf("looks worse"); "years ago" printf("years ago (before I bought an Amiga) "); "no improvements" printf("many improvements"); "As far as I know" printf("I don't really know"); "as far as I know" printf("but what do I know"); "totally official" printf("a wild rumor"); "kludged" printf("designed"); "be any" printf("be some"); "also likely never" printf("also probably"); "likely never" printf("probably"); "everyone" printf("some people"); "being unreasonable" printf("being an idiot"); "I don't understand" printf("I dont' understand. "); "it is unreasonable" printf("it is stupid. "); "everybody" printf("some people"); "have never" printf("will have"); "must have" printf("could have"); "will never" printf("will"); "never will" printf("will again soon"); "would not" printf("may"); "the need" printf("some silly things"); "The problem" printf("My problem"); "the problem" printf("my problem"); "the simple fact" printf("my opinion"); "simply" printf("(with great difficulty)"); "it's kind of embarassing" printf("I'm kind of embarassing"); "I often see" printf("I never see"); "I questioned" printf("I flamed"); "development costs" printf("development costs (which, I'd like to remind you, I know nothing about)"); "IMO" printf("(belch)"); "to explain" printf("to give my wacky ideas about"); "practically zero" printf("astronomical"); "I think" printf("I think. "); "don't think" printf("don't think. "); "do not think." printf("do not think. "); "I am trying" printf("I am flaming"); "I've" printf("Commodore has"); "Beware the ides of September" printf("I'm gonna flame any new stuff shown in September"); "Sad" printf("Weird"); "sad" printf("weird"); "I WAS RIGHT" printf("I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT"); "aren't" printf("are"); "anymore" printf("still"); " are " printf(" aren't "); "lost" printf("gained"); " low " printf(" high "); " high " printf(" low "); "isn't" printf("is"); "all of" printf("none of"); "is not" printf("is"); "stagnates" printf("flourishes"); "never" printf("always"); "short-sightedness" printf("genius"); "inferior" printf("superior"); "superior" printf("inferior"); "few " printf("many "); "many" printf("few"); "no improvements" printf("many improvements"); "different" printf("similar"); "the only substantial" printf("one of the many"); "best" printf("worst"); "worst" printf("best"); "except for" printf("including"); "worse" printf("better"); "better" printf("worse"); "nothing" printf("something"); "something" printf("nothing"); "no longer" printf("still"); "biggest" printf("smallest"); "high" printf("low"); " low" printf(" high"); "does not" printf("does"); "doesn't" printf("does"); "brilliantly" printf("inferiorly"); "Avoid" printf("Search out"); "lots of" printf("a few"); "beautifully" printf("horribly"); "wrong" printf("right"); "right" printf("wrong"); "tight" printf("loose"); "loose" printf("tight"); "same" printf("different"); "disappointing" printf("impressive"); "pieces of shit" printf("accomplishments"); " NO!" printf(" YES!"); "retrogrades" printf("leaps forward"); "garbaged" printf("incredible"); "reduced to garbage" printf("incredible"); "all games" printf("no games"); "slow" printf("fast"); "fast" printf("slow"); "can't" printf("can"); "won't" printf("will"); "will" printf("won't"); " more" printf(" less"); "has not" printf("has"); %%