The Titles Tilt Gives...
The following is the complete set of Tiltological Titles (Non-tiltological titles are also available):
- Missy of No Title, Subscriber of Mailing Lists, Appreciatrix of the
Totality, Knight Errant of the KNIFE RACK!, Ablative Absolute to the Stars,
Holder of the Holy and Sacred Impending Ticker Tape Parade, VAXen Vixen, and
No Battering Rams Included!
- This first one is merely the NAME of Aaron's title. His actual
title has not been mentioned.
"Aaron ( New Convert )
Dunlop, Man Who Has The Misfortune To Be Around When I Think Of Neat Disk
Ideas, Upholder of the Semaphores, Secret Spy to Those We're Secretly Spying
On (You Didn't Think We'd Give THAT Away, Did You?), and Grand
Plenimpotentiary Extra-ordinary To All Five Dimensional Galaxies We Haven't
Discovered Yet. WHEEEE!"
- Chiaroscuro, Great-grand-nephew of the Wonder Squirrel, who doth lead the
Twinkie Team out of the darkness to victory. HOHO of OBO (Honorary Outer Head
of the Order, Ordo Bill Orientis - aka Order of the Rising Bill)
- Jane "Insert Middle Name Here"
Patters[on]; Denizen of the Depths of the Asylum; Pope in her Own Thyme;
Accumulatrix of Titles; Eater of the Occassional Frozen Pizza; and The Final
Clause of Jane's Title, Courtesy of the Person Douglas Hofstadter Says
Douglas Hofstadter Is. "Her High-and-Mightyness Alabastrozenithenia,
Priestess of the Large Cheese Biscuit, and Nomad of the Raptured Dessert
[sic]."
- David "B." Elliot,
Priestess of the Reasonable Computer from the Unreasonable Company, Mr. The
Other One, !Poofter of the HyperFleece, Captain Enclosure of Fencer's
Anonymous, Eggo my Lego and Eight for the Stainless Steel Fruitbat.
Nyuck.
- Eric Prime/Eric S. Patterson, Remote Grand High Priestess
MinniMunniDisnoTron, Arbiter of the Flaxen Cleese, and Protector of the
Middle Name
- Christian Hampson, Sir Surra Surra, Sussurator of Sibilance, Savior of
Cynicism, Shouter of Slack, Yea and Have You Heard About the
Astrophysicists
- Jason Packer, Sir Front-End
the Munificent, Defender of Pascal, Industrialist of Hereticism and Bulwark
of Stochasticity.
- Peter Dudey,
"Bob, our Man on the Street, and Priestess of the Ice Cream Sandwich, Can I
Interest You in One."
- Kathy Burk, "Lady K of Karanthekos, Possessotrix of the Cool Title, Our
Watcher of the Sacred Iceburg of Wanna-Wanna-Kioolabug, and Patroness of
Those Who Lurk Among Us."
- "Vraxen Throo, Commander of all the Armies of the Undead, Not-so-undead,
and merely Re-heated; Second of the Clan McTilt; McGarnicle for Hire and
Simpson for Sale; Holder of the Sacred Mac Classic; and alternate source of
Vitamin X."
And of course, Tilt himself has been given a
title, by the leader of the People's Antarctic Revolutionary front:
Some people were inspired by this show of eschatonic entelechism, and sent
in their own titles. Here they are, chiseled in bits of glorious HTML:
- Bill "the Divine" Hovingh, to be
known as Dr. Bonzo the Mad Cynic, Grand Inquisitor of Boulder, Chief
Clinician of the Mental Health Prevention Center, High ReImaginer of
NonExistentialism, and General-Assembly-Moderator-for-Life of the Tilted
School Presbytoopian Church in the United States of America
(GAMfL-TSPC(USA)).
- The Left Majestic PaulWay, Holder of the Long Thin Green Pentagonal Thing
With Two Holes And Many Little Knobbly Bits, Illumined Believer of Eris, and
known to other people as He Of The Revolving Foont.
(paulway@jolt.mpx.com.au)
- St. Yusuke Fenderson MacDougall (HSH, SRK, SB), Burnt Yo-Yo of Clasp,
High Priest of Megaboz, Neo-Tokyo Curator, The Guy Who Does Four-Hit
Piledriver Combos, The Heighly Sinical Won and son of a genuine (!)
Thrice-Illustrious Past Master of the Masonic Lodge.
(mmacdougall@mail.millikin.edu)
Last modified: October 21, 1995
Originally compiled by Jane
Patterson. Taken over by Eric Tilton
(tilt+@cs.cmu.edu) on October 21, 1995.